#y’all pls ask about my character’s Super Tragic Backstory xD

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Forgot to update Star Wars RPG night (if y’all aren’t interested in this stuff, just send me an anon and I can tag it) from last week, nothing too much happened lol

Oh except, for the next morning we wake up to find out OG boss yelling down our door because apparently the Hutt we talked to DIED?!? And he’s all “buh I sent y’all to talk and u killed him now I look bad!!!” and I’m like “bro look at my freaking new metal leg his Mando dude wiped the floor with us we CANNOT kill a Hutt” and our bard managed to charm him into believing us, which is good, that’s the truth, we got like literally no clue who killed the Hutt.

Except oh yea lol, yes we do, we met up with the ISB agent lady last night and she promised to get rid of our debt to the Hutt if we stole the sword for her, so now I guess that’s DOUBLE incentive to betray our OG boss and take her offer to get the sword and get off the planet cuz if she can make a Hutt disappear that quickly......

Anywho, we aren’t gonna betray Boss Man until last minute, so for now we’re going along with his plan to infiltrate the bidding gala, raise the price, then steal the sword and the money after, even tho we got legit no clue how we gonna do that, especially since the sword gives visions and entrances anyone Force Sensitive who touches it (which means 4 out of 5 members of the party, myself included lol) and our only non Force Sensitive who can handle it is the hacker rogue who’s supposed to be in the computer room taking the security measures down.

We ended off at all of us having infiltrated the gala with our bard (who by the way, is a Force Sensitive Gungan with a red lightsaber and enough Charisma stats to rival the Emperor Lord help us all) and our fighter as his date cuz bard seduced another bidder into an invite. I got in as the hacker’s date cuz he’s actually an employee of a valued tech company that’s actually a front for a planetary Rebel cell who he convinced to pitch in cash for the sword, so he’s bidding.

The best thing tho was our druid, he couldn’t get in without an invite and each invite only gets one guest, so we honest to God had our Force Sensitive fighter mindtrick a hysterical guest into thinking there was a freakin’ dianoga infestation in the toilets so the druid could pretend to be pest control and gave a very boisterous and scarring speech about how they spawn to the front guard in order to get him to let him in and it was glorious and we were all dying.

I’m just SUPER EXCITED!!!! Cuz next session is tomorrow and my DM texted me “casually” asking about my character’s Tragic Backstory(TM) and now I know we’re in for a WILD RIDE AND GAHHHHHHH

Hmmmmmm so look, I like the canon Mandalorian characters we’ve been introduced to. They’re cool and totally fine!

But rn I’m playing a tabletop Star Wars RPG game (anyone know Force and Destiny?) and it’s a fairly new campaign so we’re not the furthest along in our character abilities and the FIVE of us just came across a singular Mando boss who proceeded to wipe the floor with us.

(The guy hit me with a freaking rocket launcher at the beginning of the fight (and I was the TANK I BUILT MYSELF SPECIFICALLY TO TAKE HITS) and this bitchass matched my total 20 injury and soak points to exactly 20 damage and got shrapnel permanently stuck in my leg and knocked me out for the whole fight. Now I’ve permanently lost an Agility level unless I cash out for a prosthetic leg >:|)

So right now lemme just give a massive FUCK YOU to whichever Star Wars writer decided to make Mandalorians so ridiculously overpowered with zero weaknesses JEEZ